Mermaid Song

I am a mermaid with golden hair

I've never seen one like you!

Not all us mermaids have silver tails
I have no tail at all!

Well, I've never seen any mermaids
With knobbly knees! I'd say this tale
Was a touch too tall maybe a touch too tall

Sailors would smash on my jagged rock
Lured by my siren's song

It isn't the song of the siren
That tortures men that's where your theory
Goes sadly wrong
That's where it all goes wrong jENNY:
I thought you'd know better
You know nothing about mermaids

(wry) you know nothing
About sailors

I do! Much more than you!
If you were a sailor and heard my song
Would you be lured by me?

I wouldn't be foolish enough to
Go near your rock -
I'd steer my galleon out to sea

Lonely and lost at sea