Bring Me the Broomstick

Is anybody there? Hello?

I am Oz, the great and powerful

I wanna go home, I wanna go home

Who on earth are you? What on
Earth are you? Are you animal
Vegetable or mineral?

Uh, one of each really

And me

Which of you is Dorothy?

Sir, I am Dorothy

And I sir am proud to be a friend of Dorothy

And if you please sir
We've come to ask you-

Silence! Know this all of you
The Great Oz has every intention
Of granting your requests

What's that? What'd he say?

You will?

Really?

You'll give us what we came here for?

Yes but first you must
Prove yourselves worthy
By performing a very small task

Whatever you desire

Whatever you say

Anything

Anything at all!

Very well bring me the broomstick of
The Witch of the West

Except maybe that

Bring me the broomstick of the
Witch of the West!
Bring me the broomstick of the
Witch of the West
I've spoken so you'll obey!
Bring me the broomstick and
I'll grant your request
Now do precisely what I say!

I said go! Be off and be on your way!
Bring me the broomstick of the
Witch of the West these are your orders
Now obey!