I’m Gonna Sell (500 Cars)
[Verse 1]
When I wake up, well I know I gotta go
I gotta go to work to a cat dealership
An hour later, I have arrived to work
I'm gonna go sell all of those cars right now
I will sell them, to all of those people
To the people who has a job right now
I have a challenge, hey I have a challenge now
I'm gonna be the man who's selling all those cars
[Chorus]
But I would sell 500 cars
And I would sell 500 more
Just to be the man who sold 1000 cars
On a cat dealership right now
[Verse 2]
I can’t say the name, to avoid that cease and desist
I'm gonna be sеlling all these cars right now
And when thе money, comes in for the work I do
I'll be the richest one out of the employees
When I come home (When I come home), well I know I'm gonna buy
I’m gonna buy everything that I ever want
And when I grow old, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who sold 1000 cars
[Chorus]
But I would sell 500 cars
And I would sell 500 more
Just to be the man who sold 1000 cars
On a cat dealership right now
From Felix (Chevrolet)
From Felix (Chevrolet)
Well good luck avoiding that cease and desist
From Felix (Chevrolet)
From Felix (Chevrolet)
Oh please stop saying that I don’t want to get sued
[Verse 3]
When I wake up, well I know I gotta go
I gotta go to work to a cat dealership
And when I'm dreaming, well I know I'm gonna dream
I'm gonna Dream about the time I sold those cars
When I go out (When I go out), well I know I'm gonna sell
I'm gonna sell all of these cars to you right now
And when I come home (When I come home), yes I know I'm gonna buy
I'm gonna buy everything that I ever want
I'm gonna buy everything that I ever want
[Chorus]
But I would sell 500 cars
And I would sell 500 more
Just to be the man who sold 1000 cars
On a cat dealership right now
From Felix (Chevrolet)
From Felix (Chevrolet)
Well good luck avoiding that cease and desist
From Felix (Chevrolet)
From Felix (Chevrolet)
Oh please stop saying that I don’t want to get sued
From Felix (Chevrolet)
From Felix (Chevrolet)
What did I say I said please stop saying that word
From Felix (Chevrolet)
From Felix (Chevrolet)
Ok that’s it I’m out of this parody
[Outro]
And I would sell 500 cars
And I would sell 500 more
Just to be the man who sold 1000 cars
On a cat dealership
Now let’s go home