When I Smoke Weed

We've been married for a year now
In an almost fairytale
See eye-to-eye on everything
Except for one detail
He never fails to mention
That one bone of contention
Says it drives him up a tree
He don't like when I smoke weed
It makes him green with jealousy
He feels like he can't compete
With ol' Mary Jane and me
He don't like when I smoke weed
Well he's my one and only
Even though he don't partake
Says that he still loves me
When I'm completely baked
He may roll his eyes
Every time I roll a joint
But he won't ever leave
No, he don't like when I smoke weed
It makes him green with jealousy
He feels like he can't compete
With ol' Mary Jane and me
He don't like when I smoke weed
Yeah I was kinda high
On the day that we got hitched
Floating down the aisle
In wedded canna-bliss
He don't like when I smoke weed
It makes him green with jealousy
He feels like he can't compete
With ol' Mary Jane and me
He don't like when I smoke weed
He don't like when I smoke weed
It makes him green with jealousy
He feels like he can't compete
With ol' Mary Jane and me
He don't like when I smoke weed