Eight Easy Steps
Alanis Morissette
(Let's get it while it's hot)
How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment
How to defer to men in solvable predicaments
How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you
How to have that not work and have them run away from you
How to keep people at arms-length and never get too close
How to mistrust the ones you supposedly love the most
How to pretend you're fine and don't need help from anyone
How to feel worthless unless you're serving or helping someone
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
How to hate women when you're supposed to be a feminist
How to play all-pious when you're really a hypocrite
How to hate God when you're a prayer and a spiritualist
How to sabotage your fantasies by fear of success
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
I've been doing research for years
I've been practicing my ass off
I've been training my whole life for this moment, I swear to you
Culminating just to be this well-versed leader before you
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else
How to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourself
How to numb a la 'holic to avoid going within
How to stay stuck in blue by blaming them for everything
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
(Let's get it while it's hot)
(Vamos a conseguirlo mientras está caliente)
How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment
Cómo quedarse paralizado por el miedo al abandono
How to defer to men in solvable predicaments
Cómo ceder ante los hombres en situaciones resolubles
How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you
Cómo controlar a alguien para que sea una copia exacta de ti
How to have that not work and have them run away from you
Cómo hacer que eso no funcione y que huyan de ti
How to keep people at arms-length and never get too close
Cómo mantener a las personas a distancia y nunca acercarse demasiado
How to mistrust the ones you supposedly love the most
Cómo desconfiar de los que supuestamente amas más
How to pretend you're fine and don't need help from anyone
Cómo fingir que estás bien y no necesitas ayuda de nadie
How to feel worthless unless you're serving or helping someone
Cómo sentirse inútil a menos que estés sirviendo o ayudando a alguien
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
Te enseñaré todo esto en ocho sencillos pasos
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
El curso de una vida, nunca lo olvidarás
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
Te mostraré cómo hacerlo en ocho sencillos pasos
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
Te mostraré cómo se ve el liderazgo cuando es enseñado por el mejor
How to hate women when you're supposed to be a feminist
Cómo odiar a las mujeres cuando se supone que debes ser feminista
How to play all-pious when you're really a hypocrite
Cómo jugar a ser piadoso cuando en realidad eres un hipócrita
How to hate God when you're a prayer and a spiritualist
Cómo odiar a Dios cuando eres un orador y un espiritualista
How to sabotage your fantasies by fear of success
Cómo sabotear tus fantasías por miedo al éxito
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
Te enseñaré todo esto en ocho sencillos pasos
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
El curso de una vida, nunca lo olvidarás
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
Te mostraré cómo hacerlo en ocho sencillos pasos
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
Te mostraré cómo se ve el liderazgo cuando es enseñado por el mejor
I've been doing research for years
He estado investigando durante años
I've been practicing my ass off
He estado practicando sin parar
I've been training my whole life for this moment, I swear to you
He estado entrenando toda mi vida para este momento, te lo juro
Culminating just to be this well-versed leader before you
Culminando solo para ser este líder tan versado ante ti
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
Te enseñaré todo esto en ocho sencillos pasos
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
El curso de una vida, nunca lo olvidarás
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
Te mostraré cómo hacerlo en ocho sencillos pasos
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
Te mostraré cómo se ve el liderazgo cuando es enseñado por el mejor
How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else
Cómo mentirte a ti mismo y por ende a todos los demás
How to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourself
Cómo seguir sonriendo cuando estás pensando en matarte
How to numb a la 'holic to avoid going within
Cómo adormecerse a la manera de un 'holic' para evitar mirar hacia dentro
How to stay stuck in blue by blaming them for everything
Cómo quedarse atrapado en la tristeza culpando a los demás de todo
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
Te enseñaré todo esto en ocho sencillos pasos
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
El curso de una vida, nunca lo olvidarás
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
Te mostraré cómo hacerlo en ocho sencillos pasos
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
Te mostraré cómo se ve el liderazgo cuando es enseñado por el mejor
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
Te enseñaré todo esto en ocho sencillos pasos
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
El curso de una vida, nunca lo olvidarás
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
Te mostraré cómo hacerlo en ocho sencillos pasos
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
Te mostraré cómo se ve el liderazgo cuando es enseñado por el mejor
(Let's get it while it's hot)
(Vamos pegar enquanto está quente)
How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment
Como ficar paralisado pelo medo do abandono
How to defer to men in solvable predicaments
Como se submeter a homens em situações resolvíveis
How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you
Como controlar alguém para ser uma cópia exata de você
How to have that not work and have them run away from you
Como fazer isso não funcionar e fazê-los fugir de você
How to keep people at arms-length and never get too close
Como manter as pessoas à distância e nunca se aproximar demais
How to mistrust the ones you supposedly love the most
Como desconfiar daqueles que supostamente você mais ama
How to pretend you're fine and don't need help from anyone
Como fingir que está bem e não precisa de ajuda de ninguém
How to feel worthless unless you're serving or helping someone
Como se sentir inútil a menos que esteja servindo ou ajudando alguém
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
Vou ensinar tudo isso em oito passos fáceis
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
O curso de uma vida, você nunca esquecerá
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
Vou mostrar como fazer em oito passos fáceis
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
Vou mostrar como a liderança parece quando ensinada pelos melhores
How to hate women when you're supposed to be a feminist
Como odiar mulheres quando se supõe que você seja feminista
How to play all-pious when you're really a hypocrite
Como se fazer de muito piedoso quando na verdade é um hipócrita
How to hate God when you're a prayer and a spiritualist
Como odiar Deus quando você é um orador e um espiritualista
How to sabotage your fantasies by fear of success
Como sabotar suas fantasias pelo medo do sucesso
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
Vou ensinar tudo isso em oito passos fáceis
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
O curso de uma vida, você nunca esquecerá
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
Vou mostrar como fazer em oito passos fáceis
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
Vou mostrar como a liderança parece quando ensinada pelos melhores
I've been doing research for years
Estive pesquisando por anos
I've been practicing my ass off
Estive praticando muito
I've been training my whole life for this moment, I swear to you
Estive treinando minha vida inteira para este momento, eu juro a você
Culminating just to be this well-versed leader before you
Culminando apenas para ser este líder bem versado diante de você
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
Vou ensinar tudo isso em oito passos fáceis
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
O curso de uma vida, você nunca esquecerá
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
Vou mostrar como fazer em oito passos fáceis
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
Vou mostrar como a liderança parece quando ensinada pelos melhores
How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else
Como mentir para si mesmo e, assim, para todos os outros
How to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourself
Como continuar sorrindo quando você está pensando em se matar
How to numb a la 'holic to avoid going within
Como se anestesiar à la 'holic para evitar ir para dentro
How to stay stuck in blue by blaming them for everything
Como ficar preso na tristeza culpando os outros por tudo
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
Vou ensinar tudo isso em oito passos fáceis
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
O curso de uma vida, você nunca esquecerá
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
Vou mostrar como fazer em oito passos fáceis
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
Vou mostrar como a liderança parece quando ensinada pelos melhores
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
Vou ensinar tudo isso em oito passos fáceis
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
O curso de uma vida, você nunca esquecerá
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
Vou mostrar como fazer em oito passos fáceis
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
Vou mostrar como a liderança parece quando ensinada pelos melhores
(Let's get it while it's hot)
(Allons-y tant qu'il fait chaud)
How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment
Comment rester paralysé par la peur de l'abandon
How to defer to men in solvable predicaments
Comment se soumettre aux hommes dans des situations solvables
How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you
Comment contrôler quelqu'un pour qu'il soit une copie conforme de vous
How to have that not work and have them run away from you
Comment faire en sorte que cela ne fonctionne pas et qu'ils s'enfuient de vous
How to keep people at arms-length and never get too close
Comment garder les gens à distance et ne jamais trop se rapprocher
How to mistrust the ones you supposedly love the most
Comment se méfier de ceux que vous êtes censé aimer le plus
How to pretend you're fine and don't need help from anyone
Comment prétendre que vous allez bien et que vous n'avez besoin de l'aide de personne
How to feel worthless unless you're serving or helping someone
Comment se sentir inutile à moins de servir ou d'aider quelqu'un
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
Je vous apprendrai tout cela en huit étapes faciles
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
Le cours d'une vie, vous n'oublierez jamais
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
Je vous montrerai comment faire en huit étapes faciles
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
Je vous montrerai à quoi ressemble le leadership quand il est enseigné par les meilleurs
How to hate women when you're supposed to be a feminist
Comment détester les femmes quand vous êtes censé être féministe
How to play all-pious when you're really a hypocrite
Comment jouer à l'homme pieux alors que vous êtes vraiment un hypocrite
How to hate God when you're a prayer and a spiritualist
Comment détester Dieu quand vous êtes un priant et un spiritualiste
How to sabotage your fantasies by fear of success
Comment saboter vos fantasmes par peur du succès
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
Je vous apprendrai tout cela en huit étapes faciles
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
Le cours d'une vie, vous n'oublierez jamais
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
Je vous montrerai comment faire en huit étapes faciles
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
Je vous montrerai à quoi ressemble le leadership quand il est enseigné par les meilleurs
I've been doing research for years
Je fais des recherches depuis des années
I've been practicing my ass off
Je m'entraîne comme un fou
I've been training my whole life for this moment, I swear to you
Je me prépare toute ma vie pour ce moment, je vous le jure
Culminating just to be this well-versed leader before you
Culminant juste pour être ce leader bien versé devant vous
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
Je vous apprendrai tout cela en huit étapes faciles
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
Le cours d'une vie, vous n'oublierez jamais
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
Je vous montrerai comment faire en huit étapes faciles
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
Je vous montrerai à quoi ressemble le leadership quand il est enseigné par les meilleurs
How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else
Comment se mentir à soi-même et donc à tout le monde
How to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourself
Comment continuer à sourire quand vous pensez à vous tuer
How to numb a la 'holic to avoid going within
Comment engourdir à la manière d'un alcoolique pour éviter de regarder en soi
How to stay stuck in blue by blaming them for everything
Comment rester coincé dans le bleu en les blâmant pour tout
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
Je vous apprendrai tout cela en huit étapes faciles
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
Le cours d'une vie, vous n'oublierez jamais
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
Je vous montrerai comment faire en huit étapes faciles
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
Je vous montrerai à quoi ressemble le leadership quand il est enseigné par les meilleurs
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
Je vous apprendrai tout cela en huit étapes faciles
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
Le cours d'une vie, vous n'oublierez jamais
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
Je vous montrerai comment faire en huit étapes faciles
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
Je vous montrerai à quoi ressemble le leadership quand il est enseigné par les meilleurs
(Let's get it while it's hot)
(Lass es uns holen, solange es heiß ist)
How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment
Wie man vor Angst vor Verlassenheit gelähmt bleibt
How to defer to men in solvable predicaments
Wie man Männern in lösbaren Problemen nachgibt
How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you
Wie man jemanden kontrolliert, um eine genaue Kopie von dir zu sein
How to have that not work and have them run away from you
Wie man damit scheitert und sie vor dir weglaufen lässt
How to keep people at arms-length and never get too close
Wie man Menschen auf Armeslänge hält und nie zu nahe kommt
How to mistrust the ones you supposedly love the most
Wie man denen misstraut, die man angeblich am meisten liebt
How to pretend you're fine and don't need help from anyone
Wie man so tut, als wäre man in Ordnung und bräuchte keine Hilfe von irgendjemandem
How to feel worthless unless you're serving or helping someone
Wie man sich wertlos fühlt, es sei denn, man dient oder hilft jemandem
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
Ich werde dir all das in acht einfachen Schritten beibringen
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
Der Kurs eines Lebens, den du nie vergessen wirst
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
Ich zeige dir, wie man das in acht einfachen Schritten macht
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
Ich zeige dir, wie Führung aussieht, wenn sie von den Besten gelehrt wird
How to hate women when you're supposed to be a feminist
Wie man Frauen hasst, wenn man eigentlich Feministin sein sollte
How to play all-pious when you're really a hypocrite
Wie man vorgibt, fromm zu sein, wenn man in Wirklichkeit ein Heuchler ist
How to hate God when you're a prayer and a spiritualist
Wie man Gott hasst, wenn man ein Betender und Spiritualist ist
How to sabotage your fantasies by fear of success
Wie man seine Fantasien durch die Angst vor Erfolg sabotiert
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
Ich werde dir all das in acht einfachen Schritten beibringen
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
Der Kurs eines Lebens, den du nie vergessen wirst
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
Ich zeige dir, wie man das in acht einfachen Schritten macht
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
Ich zeige dir, wie Führung aussieht, wenn sie von den Besten gelehrt wird
I've been doing research for years
Ich habe jahrelang geforscht
I've been practicing my ass off
Ich habe meinen Hintern abtrainiert
I've been training my whole life for this moment, I swear to you
Ich habe mein ganzes Leben für diesen Moment trainiert, das schwöre ich dir
Culminating just to be this well-versed leader before you
Es gipfelt darin, dieser gut ausgebildete Führer vor dir zu sein
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
Ich werde dir all das in acht einfachen Schritten beibringen
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
Der Kurs eines Lebens, den du nie vergessen wirst
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
Ich zeige dir, wie man das in acht einfachen Schritten macht
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
Ich zeige dir, wie Führung aussieht, wenn sie von den Besten gelehrt wird
How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else
Wie man sich selbst und damit allen anderen belügt
How to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourself
Wie man weiter lächelt, wenn man daran denkt, sich umzubringen
How to numb a la 'holic to avoid going within
Wie man sich betäubt, um nicht in sich hineinzugehen
How to stay stuck in blue by blaming them for everything
Wie man in der Traurigkeit stecken bleibt, indem man ihnen die Schuld für alles gibt
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
Ich werde dir all das in acht einfachen Schritten beibringen
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
Der Kurs eines Lebens, den du nie vergessen wirst
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
Ich zeige dir, wie man das in acht einfachen Schritten macht
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
Ich zeige dir, wie Führung aussieht, wenn sie von den Besten gelehrt wird
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
Ich werde dir all das in acht einfachen Schritten beibringen
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
Der Kurs eines Lebens, den du nie vergessen wirst
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
Ich zeige dir, wie man das in acht einfachen Schritten macht
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
Ich zeige dir, wie Führung aussieht, wenn sie von den Besten gelehrt wird
(Let's get it while it's hot)
(Prendiamolo mentre è caldo)
How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment
Come rimanere paralizzati dalla paura dell'abbandono
How to defer to men in solvable predicaments
Come rimandare agli uomini in situazioni risolvibili
How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you
Come controllare qualcuno per farne una copia carbone di te
How to have that not work and have them run away from you
Come far sì che ciò non funzioni e farli scappare da te
How to keep people at arms-length and never get too close
Come tenere le persone a distanza e non avvicinarsi mai troppo
How to mistrust the ones you supposedly love the most
Come diffidare di quelli che presumibilmente ami di più
How to pretend you're fine and don't need help from anyone
Come fingere di stare bene e non aver bisogno di aiuto da nessuno
How to feel worthless unless you're serving or helping someone
Come sentirsi inutile a meno che non stai servendo o aiutando qualcuno
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
Ti insegnerò tutto questo in otto semplici passaggi
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
Il corso di una vita, non lo dimenticherai mai
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
Ti mostrerò come fare in otto semplici passaggi
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
Ti mostrerò come appare la leadership quando è insegnata dai migliori
How to hate women when you're supposed to be a feminist
Come odiare le donne quando dovresti essere una femminista
How to play all-pious when you're really a hypocrite
Come giocare a essere pio quando in realtà sei un ipocrita
How to hate God when you're a prayer and a spiritualist
Come odiare Dio quando sei un pregatore e uno spiritualista
How to sabotage your fantasies by fear of success
Come sabotare le tue fantasie per paura del successo
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
Ti insegnerò tutto questo in otto semplici passaggi
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
Il corso di una vita, non lo dimenticherai mai
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
Ti mostrerò come fare in otto semplici passaggi
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
Ti mostrerò come appare la leadership quando è insegnata dai migliori
I've been doing research for years
Sto facendo ricerche da anni
I've been practicing my ass off
Mi sto allenando a più non posso
I've been training my whole life for this moment, I swear to you
Mi sto preparando tutta la vita per questo momento, te lo giuro
Culminating just to be this well-versed leader before you
Culminando solo per essere questo leader ben preparato davanti a te
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
Ti insegnerò tutto questo in otto semplici passaggi
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
Il corso di una vita, non lo dimenticherai mai
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
Ti mostrerò come fare in otto semplici passaggi
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
Ti mostrerò come appare la leadership quando è insegnata dai migliori
How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else
Come mentire a te stesso e quindi a tutti gli altri
How to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourself
Come continuare a sorridere quando pensi di ucciderti
How to numb a la 'holic to avoid going within
Come intorpidirsi alla maniera degli alcolisti per evitare di guardare dentro di sé
How to stay stuck in blue by blaming them for everything
Come rimanere bloccato nel blu incolpando gli altri per tutto
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
Ti insegnerò tutto questo in otto semplici passaggi
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
Il corso di una vita, non lo dimenticherai mai
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
Ti mostrerò come fare in otto semplici passaggi
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
Ti mostrerò come appare la leadership quando è insegnata dai migliori
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
Ti insegnerò tutto questo in otto semplici passaggi
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
Il corso di una vita, non lo dimenticherai mai
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
Ti mostrerò come fare in otto semplici passaggi
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
Ti mostrerò come appare la leadership quando è insegnata dai migliori
(Let's get it while it's hot)
(Mari kita lakukan saat masih panas)
How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment
Bagaimana cara tetap terparalisis oleh ketakutan ditinggalkan
How to defer to men in solvable predicaments
Bagaimana cara menyerahkan kepada pria dalam masalah yang bisa dipecahkan
How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you
Bagaimana cara mengendalikan seseorang untuk menjadi salinan karbon dari dirimu
How to have that not work and have them run away from you
Bagaimana cara membuat itu tidak berhasil dan membuat mereka lari dari dirimu
How to keep people at arms-length and never get too close
Bagaimana cara menjaga orang-orang dalam jarak dan tidak pernah terlalu dekat
How to mistrust the ones you supposedly love the most
Bagaimana cara tidak mempercayai orang-orang yang seharusnya kamu cintai paling banyak
How to pretend you're fine and don't need help from anyone
Bagaimana cara berpura-pura kamu baik-baik saja dan tidak membutuhkan bantuan dari siapa pun
How to feel worthless unless you're serving or helping someone
Bagaimana cara merasa tidak berharga kecuali kamu melayani atau membantu seseorang
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
Aku akan mengajarkanmu semua ini dalam delapan langkah mudah
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
Pelajaran seumur hidup, kamu tidak akan pernah lupa
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
Aku akan menunjukkanmu bagaimana dalam delapan langkah mudah
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
Aku akan menunjukkanmu bagaimana kepemimpinan terlihat saat diajarkan oleh yang terbaik
How to hate women when you're supposed to be a feminist
Bagaimana cara membenci wanita ketika seharusnya kamu seorang feminis
How to play all-pious when you're really a hypocrite
Bagaimana cara berpura-pura saleh ketika sebenarnya kamu seorang munafik
How to hate God when you're a prayer and a spiritualist
Bagaimana cara membenci Tuhan ketika kamu seorang yang berdoa dan spiritualis
How to sabotage your fantasies by fear of success
Bagaimana cara merusak fantasi-fantasi mu karena takut sukses
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
Aku akan mengajarkanmu semua ini dalam delapan langkah mudah
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
Pelajaran seumur hidup, kamu tidak akan pernah lupa
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
Aku akan menunjukkanmu bagaimana dalam delapan langkah mudah
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
Aku akan menunjukkanmu bagaimana kepemimpinan terlihat saat diajarkan oleh yang terbaik
I've been doing research for years
Aku telah melakukan penelitian selama bertahun-tahun
I've been practicing my ass off
Aku telah berlatih keras
I've been training my whole life for this moment, I swear to you
Aku telah berlatih sepanjang hidupku untuk momen ini, aku bersumpah padamu
Culminating just to be this well-versed leader before you
Berkulminasi hanya untuk menjadi pemimpin yang berpengetahuan ini di depanmu
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
Aku akan mengajarkanmu semua ini dalam delapan langkah mudah
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
Pelajaran seumur hidup, kamu tidak akan pernah lupa
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
Aku akan menunjukkanmu bagaimana dalam delapan langkah mudah
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
Aku akan menunjukkanmu bagaimana kepemimpinan terlihat saat diajarkan oleh yang terbaik
How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else
Bagaimana cara berbohong pada diri sendiri dan dengan demikian pada semua orang lain
How to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourself
Bagaimana cara tetap tersenyum ketika kamu berpikir untuk membunuh diri sendiri
How to numb a la 'holic to avoid going within
Bagaimana cara mati rasa ala 'holic untuk menghindari masuk ke dalam
How to stay stuck in blue by blaming them for everything
Bagaimana cara tetap terjebak dalam kesedihan dengan menyalahkan mereka untuk segalanya
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
Aku akan mengajarkanmu semua ini dalam delapan langkah mudah
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
Pelajaran seumur hidup, kamu tidak akan pernah lupa
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
Aku akan menunjukkanmu bagaimana dalam delapan langkah mudah
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
Aku akan menunjukkanmu bagaimana kepemimpinan terlihat saat diajarkan oleh yang terbaik
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
Aku akan mengajarkanmu semua ini dalam delapan langkah mudah
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
Pelajaran seumur hidup, kamu tidak akan pernah lupa
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
Aku akan menunjukkanmu bagaimana dalam delapan langkah mudah
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
Aku akan menunjukkanmu bagaimana kepemimpinan terlihat saat diajarkan oleh yang terbaik
(Let's get it while it's hot)
(เรามาทำให้มันร้อนๆกัน)
How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment
วิธีการที่จะยังคงอยู่ในความกลัวที่จะถูกทอดทิ้ง
How to defer to men in solvable predicaments
วิธีการที่จะยอมความคิดเห็นของผู้ชายในสถานการณ์ที่สามารถแก้ไขได้
How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you
วิธีการควบคุมให้คนอื่นเป็นสำเนาของคุณ
How to have that not work and have them run away from you
วิธีการที่จะทำให้มันไม่สำเร็จและทำให้พวกเขาหนีจากคุณ
How to keep people at arms-length and never get too close
วิธีการที่จะรักษาความระยะห่างกับผู้อื่นและไม่ให้พวกเขาใกล้เกินไป
How to mistrust the ones you supposedly love the most
วิธีการที่จะไม่ไว้วางใจในคนที่คุณควรจะรักมากที่สุด
How to pretend you're fine and don't need help from anyone
วิธีการที่จะแสร้งทำท่าว่าคุณสบายดีและไม่ต้องการความช่วยเหลือจากใคร
How to feel worthless unless you're serving or helping someone
วิธีการที่จะรู้สึกไม่มีค่า ยกเว้นเมื่อคุณกำลังบริการหรือช่วยเหลือคนอื่น
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
ฉันจะสอนคุณทั้งหมดนี้ในแปดขั้นตอนง่ายๆ
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
หลักสูตรตลอดชีวิตที่คุณจะไม่มีวันลืม
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
ฉันจะแสดงให้คุณเห็นว่าจะทำยังไงในแปดขั้นตอนง่ายๆ
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
ฉันจะแสดงให้คุณเห็นว่าการนำทีมจะเป็นอย่างไรเมื่อถูกสอนโดยผู้ที่ดีที่สุด
How to hate women when you're supposed to be a feminist
วิธีการที่จะเกลียดผู้หญิงเมื่อคุณควรจะเป็นนักสู้เพื่อสิทธิของผู้หญิง
How to play all-pious when you're really a hypocrite
วิธีการที่จะแสดงท่าว่าคุณเป็นคนศรัทธาเมื่อคุณจริงๆแล้วเป็นคนสวมสวาย
How to hate God when you're a prayer and a spiritualist
วิธีการที่จะเกลียดพระเจ้าเมื่อคุณเป็นคนที่มีการสวดมนต์และเป็นผู้ที่มีจิตวิญญาณ
How to sabotage your fantasies by fear of success
วิธีการที่จะทำลายฝันของคุณด้วยความกลัวที่จะประสบความสำเร็จ
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
ฉันจะสอนคุณทั้งหมดนี้ในแปดขั้นตอนง่ายๆ
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
หลักสูตรตลอดชีวิตที่คุณจะไม่มีวันลืม
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
ฉันจะแสดงให้คุณเห็นว่าจะทำยังไงในแปดขั้นตอนง่ายๆ
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
ฉันจะแสดงให้คุณเห็นว่าการนำทีมจะเป็นอย่างไรเมื่อถูกสอนโดยผู้ที่ดีที่สุด
I've been doing research for years
ฉันได้ทำการวิจัยมาหลายปี
I've been practicing my ass off
ฉันได้ฝึกฝนอย่างหนัก
I've been training my whole life for this moment, I swear to you
ฉันได้ฝึกฝนตลอดชีวิตของฉันเพื่อมาถึงจุดนี้ ฉันสาบาน
Culminating just to be this well-versed leader before you
ทุกอย่างที่ฉันทำมาเพื่อจะเป็นผู้นำที่มีความรู้และมีประสบการณ์อยู่หน้าคุณ
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
ฉันจะสอนคุณทั้งหมดนี้ในแปดขั้นตอนง่ายๆ
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
หลักสูตรตลอดชีวิตที่คุณจะไม่มีวันลืม
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
ฉันจะแสดงให้คุณเห็นว่าจะทำยังไงในแปดขั้นตอนง่ายๆ
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
ฉันจะแสดงให้คุณเห็นว่าการนำทีมจะเป็นอย่างไรเมื่อถูกสอนโดยผู้ที่ดีที่สุด
How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else
วิธีการที่จะโกหกกับตัวเองและด้วยทางนี้ก็จะโกหกกับทุกคน
How to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourself
วิธีการที่จะยังคงยิ้มเมื่อคุณกำลังคิดถึงการฆ่าตัวตาย
How to numb a la 'holic to avoid going within
วิธีการที่จะชาไปด้วยการดื่มเหล้าเพื่อหลีเลี่ยงการมองเข้าไปในตัวเอง
How to stay stuck in blue by blaming them for everything
วิธีการที่จะยังคงติดอยู่ในความเศร้าโดยการโทษคนอื่นสำหรับทุกอย่าง
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
ฉันจะสอนคุณทั้งหมดนี้ในแปดขั้นตอนง่ายๆ
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
หลักสูตรตลอดชีวิตที่คุณจะไม่มีวันลืม
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
ฉันจะแสดงให้คุณเห็นว่าจะทำยังไงในแปดขั้นตอนง่ายๆ
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
ฉันจะแสดงให้คุณเห็นว่าการนำทีมจะเป็นอย่างไรเมื่อถูกสอนโดยผู้ที่ดีที่สุด
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
ฉันจะสอนคุณทั้งหมดนี้ในแปดขั้นตอนง่ายๆ
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
หลักสูตรตลอดชีวิตที่คุณจะไม่มีวันลืม
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
ฉันจะแสดงให้คุณเห็นว่าจะทำยังไงในแปดขั้นตอนง่ายๆ
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
ฉันจะแสดงให้คุณเห็นว่าการนำทีมจะเป็นอย่างไรเมื่อถูกสอนโดยผู้ที่ดีที่สุด
(Let's get it while it's hot)
（让我们趁热打铁）
How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment
如何因为害怕被抛弃而停滞不前
How to defer to men in solvable predicaments
如何在可以解决的困境中向男性屈服
How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you
如何控制某人成为你的翻版
How to have that not work and have them run away from you
如何让这种方法失效并让他们从你身边逃走
How to keep people at arms-length and never get too close
如何让人们保持一臂之遥，永远不要太接近
How to mistrust the ones you supposedly love the most
如何不信任你所声称最爱的人
How to pretend you're fine and don't need help from anyone
如何假装你很好，不需要任何人的帮助
How to feel worthless unless you're serving or helping someone
如何感到无价值，除非你在服务或帮助别人
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
我将在八个简单的步骤中教你所有这些
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
一生的课程，你永远不会忘记
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
我将向你展示如何在八个简单的步骤中实现
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
我将向你展示由最好的人教导时领导力是如何的
How to hate women when you're supposed to be a feminist
如何在你应该是一个女权主义者时恨女人
How to play all-pious when you're really a hypocrite
如何在你真的是一个伪君子时表现得一本正经
How to hate God when you're a prayer and a spiritualist
如何在你是一个祈祷者和精神主义者时恨上帝
How to sabotage your fantasies by fear of success
如何因为害怕成功而破坏你的幻想
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
我将在八个简单的步骤中教你所有这些
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
一生的课程，你永远不会忘记
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
我将向你展示如何在八个简单的步骤中实现
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
我将向你展示由最好的人教导时领导力是如何的
I've been doing research for years
我已经研究了多年
I've been practicing my ass off
我一直在努力练习
I've been training my whole life for this moment, I swear to you
我一生都在为这一刻做准备，我向你发誓
Culminating just to be this well-versed leader before you
只为了在你面前成为这样一个博学的领导者
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
我将在八个简单的步骤中教你所有这些
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
一生的课程，你永远不会忘记
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
我将向你展示如何在八个简单的步骤中实现
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
我将向你展示由最好的人教导时领导力是如何的
How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else
如何对自己撒谎，从而对所有人撒谎
How to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourself
如何在你想杀了自己的时候还保持微笑
How to numb a la 'holic to avoid going within
如何像酒鬼一样麻木以避免深入思考
How to stay stuck in blue by blaming them for everything
如何通过责怪他们来让自己陷入困境
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
我将在八个简单的步骤中教你所有这些
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
一生的课程，你永远不会忘记
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
我将向你展示如何在八个简单的步骤中实现
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
我将向你展示由最好的人教导时领导力是如何的
I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
我将在八个简单的步骤中教你所有这些
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget
一生的课程，你永远不会忘记
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
我将向你展示如何在八个简单的步骤中实现
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
我将向你展示由最好的人教导时领导力是如何的