Donald
Beer
Got your favorite drink from your favorite bar
Then you spot a girl from afar
Don't be such a Donald
Don't be such a Donald
Ask a lotta questions
That seem to put her off
Tell a dirty joke
That would make her mother scoff
Don't be such a Donald
Don't be such a Donald
When you're out in public
It's such a tall task
It's such a heavy burden
To wear a fucking mask
Don't be such a Donald
Don't be such a Donald
Lots of kids and children
Who aren't sure what to do
If they follow in your footsteps
I swear I'll fucking sue
Don't be such a Donald
Don't be such a Donald
Don't be such a Donald
Don't be such a fucking Donald
Don't be such a mother fucking Donald
Feel your temper rising
And you're not sure what to do
You can be just about anyone
But please just don't be you
Don't be such a Donald
Don't be such a Donald
Don't be such a Donald
Don't be such a Donald
Don't be such a Donald
Don't be such a Donald
Don't be such a Donald