Sideways

Walk up in the club I'm on my same shit
Drinking too much liquor and I'm looking like a train wreck
Shout my lungs out, singing 'til I'm Aiken
But these women still gonn' try to get me naked
Head by my waist like she's tryna read my pages
Bitch I'm not a book but you can check me out for ages
No late fees but the Uber cost a paycheck
So I guess I'll let her join me in the blankets
Love you now but I'll hate you in the AM
Kick you out, have some Gatorade and pain meds
Realize last night didn't make sense
But I fucking love it so I'm never gonna change it

If we're gonna fight then you're ending sideways
Jumping off the stage and they catch me sideways
Tell me what she likes so we getting sideways
Drinking all night until I'm sideways

Outside the bar and you're flirting with me
Inside my head is it worth it to be
Tied for the night with the first one I see
So I get sideways in a hurry

Wake up, head ringing like alarm bells
Caffeinate, take a shit, hit the barbells
Sweat the booze out, getting big so I can start hell
Little calf boys have a cow like the farm fell
Why? Steal their women like I hit 'em with a charm spell
We ain't here to play school like Cardale
Ima give her goosebumps call me RL
And I'm moving all her weight I'm the cartel
Jumping out the van like it's off wall
Touch down at the party no wrong calls
When we have a ball that shit is oblong
Yelling motherfucker when the song pause
I don't party foul that shit is all ball
Order more even though I need to stop soon
Baby dancing like she tryna start a monsoon
Gonna blow my money on her like a pontoon
Now she jumping on my snake like a mongoose

If we're gonna fight then you're ending sideways
Jumping off the stage and they catch me sideways
Tell me what she likes so we getting sideways
Drinking all night until I'm sideways

Outside the bar and you're flirting with me
Inside my head is it worth it to be
Tied for the night with the first one I see
So I get sideways in a hurry

Get wasted
Same lines copy pasted
Wanna dance, are you taken
Heart racing
Shit faceded
Hey, I like your lip gloss, can I taste it?
Get wasted
Same lines copy pasted
Wanna dance, are you taken
Heart racing
Shit faceded
Hey, I like your lip gloss, can I taste it?

If we're gonna fight then you're ending sideways
Jumping off the stage and they catch me sideways
Tell me what she likes so we getting sideways
Drinking all night until I'm sideways

Outside the bar and you're flirting with me
Inside my head is it worth it to be
Tied for the night with the first one I see
So I get sideways in a hurry
Outside the bar and you're flirting with me
Inside my head is it worth it to be
Tied for the night with the first one I see
So I get sideways in a hurry