Butcher Knife

I'd like to show you my butcher knife.
Test its sharpness with your jugular.
I have a fetish for my butcher
Knife, beneath my pillow it keeps me regular.
Ten pounds of flesh, no bones, no less.
Sadistic activities are enhanced by my butcher knife.
"It's not my fault" blame "society".
I think it's time for my butcher knife
To meet the flesh of your pretty wife!