Uber Driver

[Intro]
Come on, right
That's right, feel that shit
Uh, right
Come on, Daddy
Join in on this motherfucker, would you?
Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah
So, let’s go

[Verse]
My Uber driver smells bad
Uber driver smells bad
Got a smelly Uber driver
Uber driver smells bad
Yeah
A smelly Uber driver
Yeah
Got a smelly Uber driver
That's right
Uber driver smells bad
Got a smelly Uber driver

[Verse]
He got a free water if you want a drink-drink
You know, what else he got, he got a stink-stink
Uber driver smells bad
Goddamn, what the fuck?
Got a smelly Uber driver
Yeah
Uber driver smells bad
Right when I got inside, I was like, "Uh-oh"
This Honda Civic smells just like a butthole
Uber driver smells bad
What the fuck? Now, come on
Got a smelly Uber driver, locked window
Uber driver smells bad
Yeah, he rock the Google Maps
He rock the window tint
One thing he doesn't rock Is that deodorant
Goddamn, Speed Stick that shit
Uber driver smells bad
What the fuck? Come on
Got a smelly Uber driver
Uber driver smells bad
I need the iPhone charged, I pass the cord back
And when you take a bath, scrub the nutsack
Scrub your nutsack
What the fuck?
Scrub your nutsack, common courtesy
This shit got germs, yeah
I can’t believe the smell in these Uber cars
Oh, wait, I shit my pants, I'll give him five stars
Give him five stars
Damn
Give him five stars
Turns out the smell was me, better give him five stars

[Outro]
Word up, motherfucker, yeah