Intervention Song
We all heard what happened at the skating rink today
When Whitey brought up your sad past, you snapped and walked away
Well maybe they're onto something that you should give a try
Go ahead and let it out, and have yourself a cry
Let it out, Davey!
Aw shut your wooden mugs!
Let it out, Davey
Would you check out her bazugs?!
You all need to deal with pain? Well cheers is what I say
This here stuff just numbs the pain, it don't make it go away
You try to act so tough, but you just live a lie
Why don't you show your feminine side and have yourself a cry?
Let it out, Davey
I'll pour you down the sink
You gotta do it, Davey
Y'all can bite my dink
You labels and logos are wastin your time
Makin me sit here
Cause nothin you can say or do
Will make me shed a tear
He possesses a strong spirit
And won't let down his guard
So now we'll bring him the big gun
His beautiful Hannukkah card
"Happy Hannukkah to our wonderful son
You fill our lives with joy
Don't ever change the way you are
You beautiful, twelve year old boy"