Looking For My Leopard

Oh, I'm looking for my leopard
Where can he be?
Oh, my leopard's probably somewhere
Looking for me

I don't know where my leopard is and,
It's after dark
I hope he isn't getting mugged
Out in the park

Looking for my leopard
Lalalalalalalalalalala (looking for my leopard)
Looking for my leopard
Lalalalalalalalalalala (looking for my leopard)

So I'm wandering along the streets
Out in the rain
Shouting for my leopard who has,
Got lost again
My leopard's navigation skills are
Totally crap
I really ought to teach that shit how to
Read a map

Looking for my leopard
Lalalalalalalalalalala (looking for my leopard)
Looking for my leopard
Lalalalalalalalalalala (looking for my leopard)
Ooohooh...