Mister God

There's a man kinda tall
Throws his shadow up the wall
And he's just a little odd
And his name is Mister God

When the mirror hits your face
Yeah, and Mikey drops his bass
We're all a little flawed
And you know it's Mister God

Well, the clouds float by without a trace
And you wanna punch a sucker in the face
Just take a second there, you dumb old sod
And thank your lucky stars for Mister God

There's a man kinda tall
Throws his shadow up the wall
And he's just a little odd
And his name is Mister God

When the mirror hits your face
Yeah, and Mikey drops his bass
We're all a little flawed
And you know it's Mister God

Well, the days rolled by without an end
And all you wish you had was a ladyfriend
You know who he is, you know who to call
Pick up the phone and dial Mister God

Are you lonely
Do you have problems?
Probably, I would hope so
Well, if that's the case, I can help you
Well, Mister God can help you
Dial Mister God at 1-800-11111111111111111111111111...