Function-ing Alcoholic

[Intro]
This song is called
Function-ing Alcoholic
(Clxxwn you better quit it!)

[Chorus]
When I pull up to the function
All the bitches hid their purse
When I pull up to the function
They start praying like I’m cursed
When I pull up to the function
Everybody’s headin’ out
You can tell I pulled up to the function
If my brains blown out

[Verse 1]
And, everybody’s on my nuts again
But I can’t goon that much
Everyday I hate myself again
But that’s ‘cause life just sucks
If I had a million dollars I’d spend it all on Vbucks
Buying E-bitches skin, from the Fortnite item shop
Everyday I waste away I wanna drink it all again
Drink away my problems then go work from nine to ten again
If I had a 10 inch penis I could never fit it in
If my momma wasn’t homеless maybe she would smilе when

[Verse 2]
I tell her that I dropped or had a show she could attend
Y’all don’t know me like I know me
But I’m not really my friend
I’m too lazy to think crazy, here’s a bar for no reason
I like money, I like food, I like hurting myself too

[Bridge]
I like bitches with big boobs
I like female lookin’ dudes
I like when I get groomed, by Clxxwn and Nyx newmoon
I like it when send me pictures
I like when they send me nudes
(That’s a real)

[Chorus]
When I pull up to the function
All the bitches hid their purse
When I pull up to the function
They start praying like I’m cursed
When I pull up to the function
Everybody’s headin’ out
You can tell I pulled up to the function
If my brains blown out
When I pull up to the function
All the bitches hid their purse
When I pull up to the function
They start praying like I’m cursed
When I pull up to the function
Everybody’s headin’ out
You can tell I pulled up to the function
If my brains blown out

[Outro]
That was a really gay way to say out
Anyways shout out Clxxwn
You know the drill graveyard gang