Brightest Star

Train me up to be the brightest star

I'm not laughing but I think you are

And I'm not the kind of person

That takes things lightly (x2)

Cause all I want is a place of my own

With a little patch of garden and a patio

And all I want is a room with a view

With an upstairs lounge, I'll be rid of you

With an upstairs lounge, I'll be rid of you

Train me up to be the brightest star

I'm not laughing but I think you are

And I'm not the kind of person

That takes things lightly (x2)

And all I want is a photograph

Because I can't walk in when having a bath

And all I want is something that's mine

Not to have to buy the toothpaste every time

I don't want to buy the toothpaste every time

With an upstairs lounge, I'll be rid of you

Train me up to be the brightest star

I'm not laughing but I think you are

And I'm not the kind of person

That takes things lightly

Cause all I want is a place of my own

With a little patch of garden and a patio

And all I want is a room with a view

With an upstairs lounge, I'll be rid of you

With an upstairs lounge, I'll be rid of you