PewDiePie vs T-Serie:. Flash in the Pan Hip Hop Conflicts of Nowadays
T-Series
Yo I’m a faceless, nameless, corporate enterprise
And I still got more personality than this guy
PewDiePie! Let me dish up some truth
You talk like a child. I’ll call ya Hitler youth
I’ve seen your bitch lasagna you’ve got no flow at all
It sounds like your verses got written by Jake Paul
Jumping you in subs is just my next hurdle
But first I’ll crush you with my words
Like the Wall Street Journal
PewDiePie
You can't scare PewDiePie, try Markiplier
When I’m done you’ll be the Funny Guy I’m hiring on Fiverr
You've sucked the soul from Youtube, paid to make it big
You're like the McDonald's of videos without the McRib
Your Bollywood budgets can't handle this
Make better content than you
From my room at my standing desk
Your first boss had guts and pimpin’ hair
But he got whacked by the mob and it was downhill from there
T-Series 2
Mr. Kumar was a hero better watch what you say
Before I smack your ass back to the days of Let’s Play
I started on cassettes, now I’m making movie deals
While you’re screaming like an autistic demon playing Happy Wheels
And I would bet that those two dudes on Fiverr
Have a better education than most of your subscribers
So don’t come messing with the Indians, Chief
Why don’t you make like some Hindus, and give up the beef
PewDiePie 2
I can play games with the fans that I’ve got
Cause my subscribers are real you can’t bro fist a sub bot
Ten vids a week with the same sounding beat
And the same eighty dudes dancing barefoot in the street
See your content’s always shit no matter how shiny
Stick to making trailers cause you’ll always be behind me
I’m a one man Machinima you can’t hold a candle
And if you do beat the Pewds, I’ll delete my whole channel